05-11-2020, 11:59 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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They'd be a waste of time. The tunnel is vaulted and lined with engineering blue brick five courses thick. On top of that is a layer of concrete which is reinforced with steel bars two inches wide by half an inch thick. Nothing short of a half kiloton bomb would penetrate that. 
06-11-2020, 12:10 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Longdogs
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Us men don't wear thongs. Have you seen how things fly out of a catapult? 
'Ere, what are you doing here this time of night ey?
You are usually tucked up asleep before now.
Nurse, nurse, time to administer his tranquiliser.
06-11-2020, 12:20 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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'Ere, what are you doing here this time of night ey?You are usually tucked up asleep before now.
Nurse, nurse, time to administer his tranquiliser.
06-11-2020, 09:33 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Right - attention all those of male gender - you have less than 5mins to clear out and stay out! I am off for a pre-op Covid test this morning - not pleasant and guaranteed to put me in a bad mood! Anyone who teases, upsets or otherwise antagonizes our Mups while I am out - will be very severely dealt with on my return. Think thumb screws, racks, birches and red hot needles in delicate places!!You have been warned!
06-11-2020, 11:05 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Silver Tabby
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Right - attention all those of male gender - you have less than 5mins to clear out and stay out! I am off for a pre-op Covid test this morning - not pleasant and guaranteed to put me in a bad mood! Anyone who teases, upsets or otherwise antagonizes our Mups while I am out - will be very severely dealt with on my return. Think thumb screws, racks, birches and red hot needles in delicate places!!You have been warned!
06-11-2020, 11:43 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Ooh I say Tabs, I think Dongle likes that idea.They are a bigger menace than usual when they are off work aren't they.
I try to keep them occupied by suggesting lots of little jobs to do, but they are bone idle and would rather loaf about in our abode making the place smell.
Uselsss lumps.
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