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Originally Posted by Longdogs ->
I did indeed. It was the only subject that I got a 'U' in because I was too busy writing songs at the time. But, I did get a Masters degree in LTP management....... keeping you lot out in other words.


Well all I can say to that is, you must have paid the tutor handsomely then.
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Speaking of dreams, why are you still here? It's passed your bedtime.


Passed yours an' all, surely.
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08-11-2020, 12:32 AM
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Passed your an' all, surely.
Not yet, and don't call me Shirley.
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08-11-2020, 12:35 AM
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Right Ho, Tabs, do you think we can safely lock up now?
Have those unscrupulous vagabonds finally cleared off home?

Think I'll chance it, even though that Yorkie bloke often stops by on his way to the loo for some reason. We ought to put some superglue on the seat, that'd teach him.


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He'd just wee all over the floor, Mups, he usually does - filthy beast!
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08-11-2020, 12:39 AM
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He'd just wee all over the floor, Mups, he usually does - filthy beast!

That's true Tabs.
Men have the most dreadful toilet habits, don't they.
I don't know why they find it so difficult not to dribble everywhere, disgusting creatures.
Blinkin' loo's are big enough to see, surely!

I am so glad I am a lady.

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Hey Guys, going for a pee is the most regular subject for wimmin to get self righteous about, what they don't realise is it is ok for a guy to splash anywhere within the toilet environment, that is why it is referred to as the "Urine-All".
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Originally Posted by Judd ->
Speaking of dreams, why are you still here? It's passed your bedtime.
They don't go to bed, they just hang upside down for a few hours.
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Hey Guys, going for a pee is the most regular subject for wimmin to get self righteous about, what they don't realise is it is ok for a guy to splash anywhere within the toilet environment, that is why it is referred to as the "Urine-All".
Impossible not to sometimes.
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Originally Posted by Mups ->
That's true Tabs.
Men have the most dreadful toilet habits, don't they.
I don't know why they find it so difficult not to dribble everywhere, disgusting creatures.
Blinkin' loo's are big enough to see, surely!

I am so glad I am a lady.

Hoots of derision...

 



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