06-12-2020, 02:53 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by
Judd
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You do know it's time for your visit to church today?
Well clear off, you might just be in time for the afternoon service.
Today's sermon is "Thou shalt not be Last to Post"
Hah bloomin' hah, good job you scarpered young man.
You know you've been mean to me, that's why you shot out the door quick when you saw me coming.
Actually, the church has been closed for 9 months now, else I would have gone and prayed for your shocking and sinful ways to be forgiven. But alas, I can't.
Anyway, I have come to realise it is like talking to a brick wall trying to educate you lot into a more pure, and charitable way of life, so I have no choice but to stand by and watch you slide down the slippery slope to sin and damnation.
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Now shift yerself and go and make me some coffee.