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Damnb and blast the lot of yer, I say.



Take that. You'll all turn into icicles within 5 mins now.
Then we can snap bits off yer . . so don't say you haven't been warned.

Hahahahahaahahahahaha . . . .
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Three card Brag, no Handbag Dancing here tonight.
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That's soon sorted.


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Originally Posted by Judd ->
Eyup, she's back.
So am I
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Originally Posted by Mups ->
Damnb and blast the lot of yer, I say.



Take that. You'll all turn into icicles within 5 mins now.
Then we can snap bits off yer . . so don't say you haven't been warned.

Hahahahahaahahahahaha . . . .
Looks like you got on yer bicicle, 500 peaceful mins ago.
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06-12-2020, 08:43 AM
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Right, I'm working today so it would be useful if you (ahem!) 'ladies', would keep out so I don't have to deal with you after a hard day's slog.

Thank you in advance.
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Originally Posted by Longdogs ->
Right, I'm working today so it would be useful if you (ahem!) 'ladies', would keep out so I don't have to deal with you after a hard day's slog.

Thank you in advance.


Best bit of news I've had since last weekend.

Good morning ladies.
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Originally Posted by Mups ->
Best bit of news I've had since last weekend.

Good morning ladies.
You do know it's time for your visit to church today?

Well clear off, you might just be in time for the afternoon service.

Today's sermon is "Thou shalt not be Last to Post"
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06-12-2020, 02:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Judd ->
You do know it's time for your visit to church today?

Well clear off, you might just be in time for the afternoon service.

Today's sermon is "Thou shalt not be Last to Post"



Hah bloomin' hah, good job you scarpered young man.
You know you've been mean to me, that's why you shot out the door quick when you saw me coming.

Actually, the church has been closed for 9 months now, else I would have gone and prayed for your shocking and sinful ways to be forgiven. But alas, I can't.

Anyway, I have come to realise it is like talking to a brick wall trying to educate you lot into a more pure, and charitable way of life, so I have no choice but to stand by and watch you slide down the slippery slope to sin and damnation.




*

Now shift yerself and go and make me some coffee.
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06-12-2020, 04:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Mups ->
Hah bloomin' hah, good job you scarpered young man.
You know you've been mean to me, that's why you shot out the door quick when you saw me coming.

Actually, the church has been closed for 9 months now, else I would have gone and prayed for your shocking and sinful ways to be forgiven. But alas, I can't.

Anyway, I have come to realise it is like talking to a brick wall trying to educate you lot into a more pure, and charitable way of life, so I have no choice but to stand by and watch you slide down the slippery slope to sin and damnation.




*

Now shift yerself and go and make me some coffee.
Ooops... just missed this post - I was away having a cup of coffee and a couple of gingernut biscuits.
 



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