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Re: Last to post wins

Originally Posted by Longdogs ->
Right, listen up you lot. My last day off tomorrow morning before I have to go back to work and slog my guts out in order to pay for your winter fuel allowance, so this is what I would like for my breakfast in bed.

Two bacon, two sausage, one egg, beans and a fried slice, plus a cup of coffee (proper coffee, not that stuff in the jar)

Around 08:00 hours would be ideal.


Of course, dear.
Would you like some toadstools - whoops, I meant to say mushrooms, with it, too?
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A bit of Stuffing may be fun.
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Re: Last to post wins

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Oh ... I'd better dash off and cover up then



See, I told him he don't know what he's missing, but as usual, these men don't believe us.
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11-12-2020, 11:47 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

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Dream on!


Well I would have cooked a good portion of toadstools - damnations, I said it again - I meant 'nice mushrooms' for him as well. I don't want to get arrested though. .
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11-12-2020, 11:49 PM
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Originally Posted by spitfire ->
A bit of Stuffing may be fun.


Oh Gawd, we've got another one in here now . . .
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11-12-2020, 11:51 PM
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Dream on!
Are you saying I can have a little lie in afterwards as well. How kind.
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11-12-2020, 11:54 PM
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Are you saying I can have a little lie in afterwards as well. How kind.

Be careful what you wish for.
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We could beat and turn the mattress with them still on it
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Re: Last to post wins

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We could beat and turn the mattress with them still on it

What a splendid idea.
We could even have a sort of contest, and see who could whack them hardest without leaving an imprint.


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We could beat and turn the mattress with them still on it
Now you're talking.
 



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