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Making cement shoes? Cobblers to you!!

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Shoes are made on a last, which coincidentally, I am - Last Place that is.

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Oh No. . . . looks like this man realy won last night!
How did that happen?

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Only a brief win Mups... we will never allow him to be a long term winner. Just to shut him up I will send him a bag of mouldy crisps... because that was the prize when he played this game elsewhere.
I will keep the Champagne and smoked salmon chilled to celebrate our eventual win.

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Do I smell a hint of corruption here?

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Of course not Ploppy! Mups and I are decent ladies who jusy enjoy a little glass of Champagne with our smoked salmon.....we would never do anything that could be considered corrupt.


I must go for a lie down after such a wicked insinuation!

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Then why do you have the prize already and also know that you are going to win? I think we need a Royal Commission into the LTP thread.
If convicted,
the guilty parties will receive a floggin'.

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Well there has been a lot of cheating on this thread, some ladies have been unwillingly intoxicated to prevent them from posting.

Believe me,if the pillow squad hadn't been so busy recently, there would be no men left, on this forum, to be able to post last!

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That's fine by me. We don't need many men to win this easy game. Just one man is required for the task, ME.

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I think you are next on the list for the pillow squad!