31-12-2020, 01:33 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Longdogs
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The men will be celebrating the New Year and being last of course. 
31-12-2020, 03:40 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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Correct. The wimmin will be tucked up in their dayglo onesies sipping a hot chocolate/cocoa eating a bourbon biscuit before retiring at 10PM and missing the great event.
31-12-2020, 06:48 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Listen 'ere you useless lot, I'll have you know us ladies will NOT be remotely how you poor specimens of manhood imagine us tonight.I suspect it will be you lot sitting there, smelly, unshaven, old carpets slippers with holes in, braces round your buttocks, smelling of stale booze, and burping between nodding off and going to the loo.
Quiet a scary picture for us poor ladies to have to view.
While WE, on the other hand will be even more sedate and alluring than usual (if that's possible).
We will be gently sipping our Champagne, and nibbling the finest cuisine, while dressed in our finest, and wearing the most expensive perfume our admirers could find.
No comparison really, is there, so eat your heart out gentlemen.
31-12-2020, 07:02 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Longdogs
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Not to mention their hair nets and curlers.
One can get tired of thinning ratty grey hair.
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