Re: Limericks. (New).

So off to Oddbins she went
This will be money well spent
I'll get some bottles for hubby
Despite him being quite tubby

Re: Limericks. (New).

So off to Oddbins she went
This will be money well spent
I'll get some bottles for hubby
Despite him being quite tubby
Then maybe he'll be nice, and relent.


Y'see, we had such a row last night

Re: Limericks. (New).

Y'see, we had such a row last night
It could have turned into a fight

Re: Limericks. (New).

Y'see, we had such a row last night
It could have turned into a fight
He just flops in that chair

Re: Limericks. (New).

Y'see, we had such a row last night
It could have turned into a fight
He just flops in that chair
As if he don’t care

Re: Limericks. (New).

Y'see, we had such a row last night
It could have turned into a fight
He just flops in that chair
As if he don’t care
But one day I'm sure he'll see the light!



How the dogs barked at the postie one day

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How the dogs barked at the postie one day
He got quite a shock, I must say

Re: Limericks. (New).

How the dogs barked at the postie one day
He got quite a shock, I must say
He leapt out of his skin

Re: Limericks. (New).

How the dogs barked at the postie one day
He got quite a shock, I must say
He leapt out of his skin
Hid behind a bin

Re: Limericks. (New).

How the dogs barked at the postie one day
He got quite a shock, I must say
He leapt out of his skin
Hid behind a bin
When I saw him, he looked quite grey.



Alf thought he'd try shopping online