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23-03-2021, 06:54 PM
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A little poem written by me (more prose I would say)....




Get lost wimmin sorts
I'm last.
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23-03-2021, 07:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Longdogs ->
A little poem written by me (more prose I would say)....




Get lost wimmin sorts
I'm last.
Well, you try hard I suppose.

Too bad it never works
Cos us women always lurk

Why are men always on the left?
Because women are always right.


(Sign on my kitchen wall - not the lurky bit)
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23-03-2021, 07:35 PM
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is the bar open, beers and crisps all round ok!!
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23-03-2021, 08:10 PM
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Aww Macy, always knowing the right thing to say! Yep, I'll have one, and a packet of cheese 'n' onion, ta. Did you know this thread has been going since 2013? That's older than me...give or take a decade or two
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23-03-2021, 09:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Pixie Knuckles ->
Well, you try hard I suppose.

Too bad it never works
Cos us women always lurk

Why are men always on the left?
Because women are always right.


(Sign on my kitchen wall - not the lurky bit)
Haven't you got some pants to iron or something?
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23-03-2021, 09:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Longdogs ->
Haven't you got some pants to iron or something?
I prefer the something. Like relaxing in here.
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23-03-2021, 10:14 PM
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Why is wimmin on their back
Coz blokes is full of Tack


Thank You.
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23-03-2021, 10:23 PM
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What?? That does not even make sense?

Blu Tack more like!
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23-03-2021, 10:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Pixie Knuckles ->
What?? That does not even make sense?

Blu Tack more like!
You are 3D thinking and that ain't your Bra size. that is double D, yummy.
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Pixie, Tomorrow we'll meet the same place the same time, may I call you Mrs Jones.
 



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