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Originally Posted by spitfire ->
Gonna have a Bacon, Sausage, Black Pudding, Tomato, Egg Sandwich for Brekkie this morning and slap it on Judds Slate.
Nice try. No ID, no food. Besides which, the Spoon's owner and me have known each other for years and any attempt at fraud will be severely dealt with by the judicious use of a rock-hard frozen Stornoway black pudding. He says that it's only fit for use as a cudgel because for the most part, it is inedible.
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Originally Posted by Pixie Knuckles ->
Full Scottish will cost more, because you have extra of everything, plus a dollop of haggis on the side. Its cold up here so you need the extra calories
Porage with extra salt added or made with milk for that hint of luxury.
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22-04-2021, 01:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Judd ->
Porage with extra salt added or made with milk for that hint of luxury.
So...you think that porridge is made with water and salt, usually? Maybe in Wallace's time when a'buddy wiz skirling aboot the hillsides in their shawls, but not now. We, in the 21st Century use milk. Ask them at Spoons, they make it just right
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22-04-2021, 05:59 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

Originally Posted by Pixie Knuckles ->
So...you think that porridge is made with water and salt, usually? Maybe in Wallace's time when a'buddy wiz skirling aboot the hillsides in their shawls, but not now. We, in the 21st Century use milk. Ask them at Spoons, they make it just right
A Scottish friend of my mum's used to make her porage like that every time - didn't do anything for her blood pressure which killed her in the end. Her arteries were like clay pipes apparently.

The spoon's I was alluding to was my local greasy spoon, not Wetherspoons. He doesn't do porage, just the usual greasy-spoon fare.
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might just try this 'ere scottish version of porridge in the morning, urgh!!
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might just try this 'ere scottish version of porridge in the morning, urgh!!
Ugh not the water and salt, Mr Macy....its bloomin' awful, trust me. Make it with milk, add sugar to taste....some berries and banana, and you will be fine until dinner time!
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22-04-2021, 07:06 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

Originally Posted by Judd ->
A Scottish friend of my mum's used to make her porage like that every time - didn't do anything for her blood pressure which killed her in the end. Her arteries were like clay pipes apparently.

The spoon's I was alluding to was my local greasy spoon, not Wetherspoons. He doesn't do porage, just the usual greasy-spoon fare.
No wonder...I'm sorry she died, but gosh...the salt you need to put in to taste it is a fair few spoonfuls!
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22-04-2021, 09:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Pixie Knuckles ->
No wonder...I'm sorry she died, but gosh...the salt you need to put in to taste it is a fair few spoonfuls!
I know. She was an addict for the stuff and used to pour tons of the stuff on her food.
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All quiet here.I suppose they are all off eating porridge which means...



..I am last to post.
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Yes, you are, congratulations.
 



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