26-04-2021, 03:38 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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Have just arrived in the nick of time to eject these so-called feminine types before they get too settled. 
Judsy, we really do need to educate you.
All the ladies here simply ooze feminitity, yet you seem unable to see it. I find this most puzzling and more than a little disturbing m'dear.
I mean this kindly (sort of), but is it possible your lenses need changing, or you have an eye problem of some sort which needs attending to?
26-04-2021, 04:08 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
I reckon its the dust from his work that has got into his eyes, Mups. Dusty eyes, and dusty mind, in my opinion. He needs some of that eye spray that you scoosh on your closed eyelids, then he will have sparkly clear vision - able to see all that we are and all that we do*oozes away in a dainty feminine aura of femininity*
26-04-2021, 04:21 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Pixie Knuckles
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I reckon its the dust from his work that has got into his eyes, Mups. Dusty eyes, and dusty mind, in my opinion. He needs some of that eye spray that you scoosh on your closed eyelids, then he will have sparkly clear vision - able to see all that we are and all that we do*oozes away in a dainty feminine aura of femininity*
Yes, that would perhaps help him appreciate our feminine charm and utter desireability.
Save us the effort of super-gluing him to the shower as well.
He reckons his pillow stinks now, so he must need a good shower.
26-04-2021, 04:23 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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Judsy, we really do need to educate you.All the ladies here simply ooze feminitity, yet you seem unable to see it. I find this most puzzling and more than a little disturbing m'dear.
I mean this kindly (sort of), but is it possible your lenses need changing, or you have an eye problem of some sort which needs attending to?
26-04-2021, 04:34 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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Judging by the trails on the carpet, you wimmin certainly ooze something alright, but it's certainly not femininity.
How very dare you Sir. That wasn't us.
That was your mucky mate dodgy Dongle.
You should see the state of our settee he plonked himself on.
26-04-2021, 04:36 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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He reckons his pillow stinks now, so he must need a good shower.
26-04-2021, 07:00 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by macywack
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looks like a lot of verbal going on in here, it could even be a nice place, like where you would take yer granddad....omg!!!
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