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08-05-2021, 11:08 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

Originally Posted by Pixie Knuckles ->
Last! Finally....time to switch off the lights, and lock up. First time I have been last at anything, and won!
All you've won is another pathetic attempt to try and be last tomorrow.
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09-05-2021, 07:11 AM
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Re: Last to post wins

Originally Posted by Pixie Knuckles ->
Last! Finally....time to switch off the lights, and lock up. First time I have been last at anything, and won!
There is a Last time for everything!!
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09-05-2021, 07:15 AM
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Sunday is a day of Muesli, then a bit of work, then a bit of rest, for an LTP Female it is a Bacon Sarnie, 17 hours of Faffing then, back to bed, for them that is keeping Sunday Special, no one has pointed out, that is what they do for the other six days of the week as well.
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09-05-2021, 07:17 AM
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Re: Last to post wins

Originally Posted by spitfire ->
Sunday is a day of Muesli, then a bit of work, then a bit of rest, for an LTP Female it is a Bacon Sarnie, 17 hours of Faffing then, back to bed, for them that is keeping Sunday Special, no one has pointed out, that is what they do for the other six days of the week as well.
I agree. Lazy so-and-so's.
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09-05-2021, 07:21 AM
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Yes there has always been equality..................with a Slob.
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09-05-2021, 07:30 AM
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Re: Last to post wins

Originally Posted by Judd ->
All you've won is another pathetic attempt to try and be last tomorrow.
You couldn't even give me that, could you? My one chance, one chance, at being last, and you gleefully snatched it from me.
Well, the gauntlet has been thrown now, that's it. Take your gleefulness and cherish it, because it will be the last time you are last (does that make sense at this time in the mornin?)

Yeah, so..anyway, there ya go. Put that in yer pipe and smoke it!
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09-05-2021, 07:32 AM
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Re: Last to post wins

Originally Posted by spitfire ->
Sunday is a day of Muesli, then a bit of work, then a bit of rest, for an LTP Female it is a Bacon Sarnie, 17 hours of Faffing then, back to bed, for them that is keeping Sunday Special, no one has pointed out, that is what they do for the other six days of the week as well.
Ohhh, we do LOTS of things, you all just don't see it because we don't whine and complain. This place is a wonder of wit and cleanliness because of us!
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09-05-2021, 07:34 AM
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Re: Last to post wins

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I agree. Lazy so-and-so's.
Oi, don't you be starting as well. I've had my Oatabix, I'm ready for the day!
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09-05-2021, 08:00 AM
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Re: Last to post wins

good morning lasters and firsters, looks like you all have had brekkies, so bacon and mushroom butties to meself. A day of motor sport so feet up and some fair maiden can serve me lunch
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09-05-2021, 11:58 AM
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Good day to you Lasters.

I must tell you a funny story, and I assure you it is true.

Two nights ago a friend phoned to tell me she saw a car stop in the road near to her house. It was around dusk.

She said a chap got out and started dancing in the road!
Next thing, he flashed his bum, got back in the car, and drove off.
'Tis true.

My friend wondered if he had someone else in the car who had perhaps dared him, but she couldn't see as the light was fading by then.
How weird isn't it.

Personally, I suspect one of this shower in here. Sort of rude thing they would do, especially after a few drinks.

So own up you scoundrel. Which one of you was it?

 



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