You couldn't even give me that, could you? My one chance, one chance, at being last, and you gleefully snatched it from me.
Well, the gauntlet has been thrown now, that's it. Take your gleefulness and cherish it, because it will be the last time you are last (does that make sense at this time in the mornin?)

Yeah, so..anyway, there ya go. Put that in yer pipe and smoke it!

Good day to you Lasters.

I must tell you a funny story, and I assure you it is true.

Two nights ago a friend phoned to tell me she saw a car stop in the road near to her house. It was around dusk.

She said a chap got out and started dancing in the road!
Next thing, he flashed his bum, got back in the car, and drove off.
'Tis true.

My friend wondered if he had someone else in the car who had perhaps dared him, but she couldn't see as the light was fading by then.
How weird isn't it.

Personally, I suspect one of this shower in here. Sort of rude thing they would do, especially after a few drinks.

So own up you scoundrel. Which one of you was it?

No.

You are very mean. Are you really from Yorkshire? Because they are lovely folk. You, Judders, are as mean as all heck. Just sayin' S'allright though, I am planning my revenge

My step-granddad was a Scot - I learned a lot from him.

Not all Scots are mean....I take it you are from the Clan Bstrd side then?

I vote we give Pixie her independence.