What - this? As in us? No, you love being here, just as much as we love asking you to to leave

Ok, we would appreciate it if you left the room to us Ladies. Thank you

Show us the ladies and we might consider it.

You see, this is exactly why I won't be sharing my winnings with you male specimens!
Bet you regret your rudery now, dont'cha.

I will now bid you goodnight, as I like to wake up beautiful - unlike these awful men.

Now then Laster's, I have some important and joyous news to impart to you, so park your rumps down and prepare to be amazed . . . .

Today I received a letter saying - "Congratulations Mrs.M. We are delighted to inform you that you have won a prize in our lottery.
Your cheque is attached at the bottom of this letter."

Well, you can imagine my excitement and delight.


So I expect now, that all you manky blokes regret the countless times you have been mean, and rude, and insulting to me, as you just might have been in for the treat of a lifetime otherwise.

As it is, I am undecided whether to buy my dream home on the coast, or clear off on the holiday of a lifetime, or hire The Ritz and give the ladies a party to remember . . . .

Its a hard decision trying to work out how best to spend a surprise ten quid.