19-07-2021, 11:01 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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Has everybody gone raving mad tonight?Is the heat getting to you?
What's all this talk about chickens?
Now stop trying to sidetrack the ladies with all this nonsense.
You men have got to go, and that's all there is to it.
So be gone with you - NOW.
20-07-2021, 12:03 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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They were talking about your legs, then one thing led to another.
You cheeky so-and-so.
I'll have you know Abbey Clancy would be proud to have legs like mine!
I admit they're a bit on the short side, but sheer beauty once I've shaved 'em and rubbed some cream in.
20-07-2021, 12:04 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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Time now, methinks, for an ice-cold gin and tonic before I settle in front of the TV to watch an episode of Brokenwood Mysteries, thence to bed.
Booze, and telly, this time of night?
I've told you before - it's your conscience keeps you awake.
20-07-2021, 12:05 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Pixie Knuckles
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Via the loo no doubt, at 40 mins past 3 or something! 
Yeah, and that's the first of many visits, no doubt.
What is it with these men?
Right, I've said all I have to say, so I shall gracefully retire to my boudoir and try and get some sleep in this dreadful heat.
If I am not here tomorrow, you know I've melted.
Goodnight people. Sleep well.
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