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It would be a long story to explain fully, but, I ended up wrestling with a faulty Ebike, in my hallway partially because of inbuilt stupidity, and it ended up with facial damage.
And there's silly me, thinking you got a fat lip for being chivalrous and defending a lady's honour!
Not sure, Minx....maybe its due to the traditional Afternoon Tea. Although in Scotland - the North, we have a "Fly cup" which is like a snack and a cup of tea at about 11am or thereabouts. "Fly" means sneaky...and it came from farmers who were out in the fields, and stopped for a sneaky break.
Oh dear, sorry to hear that Spitty. You take it easy mate, have a lie down and I'll get one of the wenches to make you some sandwiches and a flask of tea. :-)