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Primus1
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York
Joined: Jul 2015
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15-09-2019, 09:10 AM
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My wife told me sex is better on holiday... that wasn't a very nice postcard to receive.
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Bedfordshire UK
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19-09-2019, 08:04 AM
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I was walking past a farm when I saw a sign saying "Duck,Eggs".I thought to myself "Thats an unnecessary comma" Then it hit me.
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effingpot
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Hampshire, UK
Joined: Mar 2016
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23-09-2019, 06:19 PM
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When I heard they had found a cure for dyslexia it was like music to my arse! 😀
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canada
Joined: Aug 2013
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11-10-2019, 01:29 PM
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A man ate a clock, it was very time consuming
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Hampshire, UK
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19-10-2019, 12:50 PM
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I was just offered 8 legs of venison for £200.
Is that just too dear?
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Shropshire
Joined: Oct 2014
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19-10-2019, 01:31 PM
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Hi
What is the difference between Brexit and WW2.
WW2 only lasted 6 years.
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effingpot
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Hampshire, UK
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21-10-2019, 05:27 PM
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Originally Posted by
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What is the difference between Brexit and WW2.
WW2 only lasted 6 years.
Very good
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21-10-2019, 05:37 PM
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Guess who I saw in specsavers!
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28-10-2019, 03:02 PM
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How many dyslexics does it take to change a lightbulb?
Steven!
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28-10-2019, 03:20 PM
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Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit!
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