Re: Roberts poems (part 1)
I found it in the cupboard
Tucked away at the back
I must have bought it a while ago
Before I became so fat
A pack of choccie biscuits
Guaranteed to make me smile
Oh heck to boring diets
Haven’t had biscuits for a while
I wrestled with the wrapper
It said tear here , who cares
Soon ripping open the packet
Running up the stairs
To secretly eat some of them
While sat upon the loo
But someone else is in there
Crunching choccie biscuits too.
Being a two loo residence
I shot in the downstairs loo
Carefully removing evidence
Chucked wrapper in bin too.
I enjoyed them while I ate them
Every single one
But now I’ve a sickly feeling
And pains in my poor tum.
I advise you my dear reader
Not to do what I have done
When you find some choccie biscuits
Ditch them fast and run
Robert Junior 2013