Re: Slow Lanes for Pensioners
Originally Posted by
TessA
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A better idea would be a uniformed person, skilled in the art of Poinking, breaking up gatherings of chatters, including staff, in the aisles,
helping small old ladies reach the small size tins on the top shelves and reaching over the home delivery trollies that block access to just what you need to reach!
Oooo I do get me dander up! I need a slow checkout to get all these frustrations off me chest!
Excellent idea Tess
CCTV probably thinks I look a highly suspicious old dear lurking round a shelf for ages but not buying. Truth is, I can't bloomin' well reach what I want half the time, so I have to lurk and loiter until someone taller comes along, then demurely accost them.
Another idea that would be welcome, is an Ejector Button on trolleys, to eject older kids from riding in the body of the trolleys with their dirty shoes on. It could shoot them up in the air and place them onto one of those high top shelves.
Evil old gal aint I.