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Things you just don't want to hear.

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Mups

Chatterbox

Northamptonshire

Joined: Jun 2013

Posts: 46,083

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09-07-2017, 01:52 PM

Re: Things you just don't want to hear.

Originally Posted by Mondays child ->

Naive. I just had to google little man in the boat

Well MC, I am glad I am not the only one who didn't know about such things.

This lot will lead us innocents astray given half a chance.

Older git

Chatterbox

South Lincs

Joined: Jul 2014

Posts: 5,371

Older git has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more

09-07-2017, 02:54 PM

Re: Things you just don't want to hear.

Words that may give one pause to ponder...`I have more things to bring to you`

JBR

Chatterbox

Cheshire, UK

Joined: Sep 2015

Posts: 32,785

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09-07-2017, 04:02 PM

Re: Things you just don't want to hear.

Originally Posted by Tpin ->

Righty tighty lefty loosy is a phrase used by those who can't remember which way is tightening/loosening a screw/nut.

Unless it's a left-hand thread.

APRICOT

Chatterbox

Suffolk UK

Joined: Aug 2014

Posts: 5,837

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09-07-2017, 04:14 PM

Re: Things you just don't want to hear.

Originally Posted by Mondays child ->

Naive. I just had to google little man in the boat

To save me googling can you tell me, i also have never heard that before.

Artangel

Chatterbox

Joined: Oct 2015

Posts: 21,097

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09-07-2017, 04:21 PM

Re: Things you just don't want to hear.

Originally Posted by APRICOT ->

To save me googling can you tell me, i also have never heard that before.

Apricot, I 'googled' it ! Shock!!

Maybe for you...ignorance is bliss!!

Azure

Chatterbox

South Glos

Joined: Sep 2012

Posts: 5,986

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09-07-2017, 04:28 PM

Re: Things you just don't want to hear.

Originally Posted by swimfeeders ->

Hi

When attending Marriage Guidance and paying £70 a session for it, the phrase he has a much bigger dick than you do is also somewhat unhelpful.

Was that your own personal experience, swimfeeders?.

Also who measurer men's Love Muscles?

And ..do you get a certificate to put on your Wall?

Azure

Chatterbox

South Glos

Joined: Sep 2012

Posts: 5,986

09-07-2017, 04:30 PM

Re: Things you just don't want to hear.

Originally Posted by Longdogs ->

They were on a cruise ship and the title was a bit of rhyming slang. Harry Monk and Boat race. There was a competition to see who could bed the most passengers and you got extra points for Harry on the boat.

That must have been a Sagas Cruise where the women outnumber the men three fold.

APRICOT

Chatterbox

Suffolk UK

Joined: Aug 2014

Posts: 5,837

09-07-2017, 04:34 PM

Re: Things you just don't want to hear.

Originally Posted by Artangel ->

Apricot, I 'googled' it ! Shock!!

Maybe for you...ignorance is bliss!!

Oh rightio, if you say so , I don"t want to have a rude awakening do I?
That is coming from some-one who still believes babies are made by a "special kiss ".