Re: The Honeymoon
Now I am choosing to ignor Mup's and Longdog's rude comments, but just need to mention that there is still plenty of room in that cupboard.
Don't get excited Longdogs, because one of them is Mups's tree feller hero!
Now back to the topic. I had my first honeymoon in Devon, where we were so entertained by the pensioners at our hotel that going to bed was never our priority.
My second honeymoon was in Turkey for 2 weeks, and you didn't have to wait till bedtime for the fun, because the local thieves would come and feel your bum..... in the hope that your partner would chase them so they and their gang could steal his wallet!