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sugarbug
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canada
Joined: Aug 2013
Posts: 2,521
11-09-2018, 01:13 PM
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Re: Phunny Phrases/Sayings
They say "don't try this at home"
so I'm coming over to your house to try it.
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sugarbug
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canada
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11-09-2018, 01:16 PM
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I would like to apologize to anyone whom I haven't offended yet.
Please be patient, I will get to you shortly. -
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Mr Ploppy
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Perth Western Australia, 3rd house on the right
Joined: Nov 2012
Posts: 8,791
11-09-2018, 01:17 PM
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Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. ~ Albert Einstein
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Judd
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West Riding of Yorkshire
Joined: Oct 2015
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11-09-2018, 04:00 PM
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What's the difference between an Indian and an African elephant...
One's an elephant.
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Mr Ploppy
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Perth Western Australia, 3rd house on the right
Joined: Nov 2012
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12-09-2018, 04:01 AM
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Haha
Did you know that 7/5 (seven fifths) of all people are having trouble working with fractions?
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solo
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UK
Joined: Jul 2013
Posts: 3,867
12-09-2018, 09:15 AM
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Be carefull when you follow the masses..sometimes the M is silent .
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Mr Ploppy
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Perth Western Australia, 3rd house on the right
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12-09-2018, 01:30 PM
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Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.
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Bedfordshire UK
Joined: Jun 2015
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13-09-2018, 07:37 AM
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The P is silent as in relief.
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Mr Ploppy
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Perth Western Australia, 3rd house on the right
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13-09-2018, 08:15 AM
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Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.
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solo
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UK
Joined: Jul 2013
Posts: 3,867
13-09-2018, 12:04 PM
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I ordered 2000 lbs. of chinese soup. It was Won Ton.
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