The thing about evolution is that the process is so sloooow. We could already have the makings of a new species here now but the difference is so small it is not noticeable.

No, evolution never goes backwards any backward mutation would not survive against the better, fitter, more able. Evolution can only bring improvement - of course it can also lead a specie to a dead end, dinosaurs, Neanderthals, dodos etc).

I'm glad to get an opportunity to voice my opinion on the origins of chickens and other important things. The start of the Bible is my favoutite bit, I think it goes something like this.
In the beginning their was nothing, then everything came from nothing
Any professor worth his salt will tell you that, now the big study in scientific circles is nothing, what exactly is nothing?, where did nothing come from? where is nothing going?, the questions are endless, only when we crack the hidden secrets of nothing will we know all about nothing and when you know all about nothing you will be granted the title, "Doctor of Pure Emptiness" or DOPE for short. One of our greatest DOPE's is a Professor M.T. Spacy of Yale University (He's been asked to run for President by the Republican Party) who said when interviewed on ABC TV recently "Nothing is the key to the future and the only way forward for mankind, cars will run on nothing, planes will fly on nothing, heck we can even eat nothing, When we crack the nothing code everyone will be able to hold a bunch of nothing in their hands, raise it the the sky, and thank the Government for giving us nothing, and we will all rejoice and sing together "I got plenty of nothing, nothing's plenty for me...".
I'll be doing some serious thinking about nothing from now on, I wannabe a fully fledged DOPE someday, I'm halfway there already.

If the egg came first how would it get warm enough to hatch, let alone get across the road?

Twizzle darlin' - Rod Hull is already deceased - he fell off the roof of his house while trying to 'fix' his television aerial some few years ago.