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26-12-2015, 02:45 PM
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Re: Aunt Phaaaarp!

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Two words... Cork and Silencer (off a motorbike!)
Are you volunteering to fit them Arty?
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26-12-2015, 02:53 PM
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Are you volunteering to fit them Arty?
No Twinks! I think there are specialised units that are called in for that!!
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26-12-2015, 02:54 PM
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No Twinks! I think there are specialised units that are called in for that!!
Can you give the name of any... this is important?
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26-12-2015, 02:55 PM
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So that Twink thinks I'm lowering the tone of the site with this thread eh! I'll have you all know that I happen to know she has a Ist in Pharps awarded by the RFU for services rendered and she saves £800 pa on her fuel costs by utilising her talents!
PS Auntie is asleep at the moment, so be quiet please with your responses.
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26-12-2015, 03:02 PM
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Re: Aunt Phaaaarp!

Originally Posted by Hawkeye ->
So that Twink thinks I'm lowering the tone of the site with this thread eh! I'll have you all know that I happen to know she has a Ist in Pharps awarded by the RFU for services rendered and she saves £800 pa on her fuel costs by utilising her talents!
PS Auntie is asleep at the moment, so be quiet please with your responses.
Hawkeye I thought you were an old friend and now I find you are mentioning our private discussions on this forum. How could you.....
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26-12-2015, 03:05 PM
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This brings back memories lol!! I use to frequent a pub and the barmaid had this problem she would trump everytime she bent to get a glass or bottle. For some reason i never did fancy eating there. ☺
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26-12-2015, 03:34 PM
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Hawkeye I thought you were an old friend and now I find you are mentioning our private discussions on this forum. How could you.....
Oh stop wingeing Twinkie, they'll all forget it when someone puts up another thread. Just stop drinking that diet lemonade!
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26-12-2015, 03:44 PM
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Definitely.
I also suspect it is HE that has the problem, but not having a dog, he blames poor Auntie.
So the flat earth society and its conspiracy theories rears its ugly head again.


Nice new member joins the site and posts the Truth but those that deny among you pounce on a new chap speaks volumes.

Of course its easy to blame the serfs at Mups mansion, tis what the aristocracy have done for generations. But here in the real world will no longer be cowed into submission, free the pharts and blame where blame is due.

Plus it contributes to global warming.
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26-12-2015, 03:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Nom ->
So the flat earth society and its conspiracy theories rears its ugly head again.


Nice new member joins the site and posts the Truth but those that deny among you pounce on a new chap speaks volumes.

Of course its easy to blame the serfs at Mups mansion, tis what the aristocracy have done for generations. But here in the real world will no longer be cowed into submission, free the pharts and blame where blame is due.

Plus it contributes to global warming.


Which I've read, is extraordinarily excessive around where you live.
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26-12-2015, 03:51 PM
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Re: Aunt Phaaaarp!

Originally Posted by Hawkeye ->
Oh stop wingeing Twinkie, they'll all forget it when someone puts up another thread. Just stop drinking that diet lemonade!
Just remember, they don't call me the witch from hell for nothing! I am coming to get you Hawkeye
 
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