Re: Do you want a Soft Silky Beard?

Ha ha! You could don the Christmas one and stand outside John Lewis collecting for the needy.

Re: Do you want a Soft Silky Beard?

Mrs mart cuts my hair. At the same time she trims my eyebrows. She reckons bushy eyebrows ages a man. She also does an ear trim. I don't know why men need ear hair but it grows anyway. However, she does draw the line at cutting nose hair. Quite unreasonable I say.

Mrs mart used to trim the beard I had. Since this was done with me sitting on the sofa and her sitting astride my lap, beard-trimming would dissolve into fits of giggles. I bought a beard trimmer in the end. Not so much fun but it got the job done better.