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22-01-2017, 12:07 PM
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Right, it looks like Art is bored again, maybe she hasn't got a date. We have had all the jokes so lets see who can deliver the best chat up line to her.
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22-01-2017, 12:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Twink55 ->
Right, it looks like Art is bored again, maybe she hasn't got a date. We have had all the jokes so lets see who can deliver the best chat up line to her.
I have spent my lifetime studying the fine Art. Now my mission is complete.
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22-01-2017, 12:16 PM
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Hi

No way OGF would leave you in that predicament.

He is an engineer, used to sorting out practical problems.

The best way of getting yourself out if you are stuck is to remove all your clothing and smother yourself with baby oil.

Bob could then reach down and pull you out.
That's a brilliant idea Swim, and may I just point out that as an Engineer I'm used to handling oily things......

PS:- I'm going to be thinking about that all day now and Mrs Fox is going to wonder why I've got a perpetual smile on my face.....
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22-01-2017, 12:19 PM
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Art is changing her avatar pic as we speak. Please let it involve stockings.
Longy, are you stalking me?
Foxy, Please note... this pic was taken in the Summer of 2016!!
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22-01-2017, 12:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Twink55 ->
Right, it looks like Art is bored again, maybe she hasn't got a date. We have had all the jokes so lets see who can deliver the best chat up line to her.
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22-01-2017, 12:21 PM
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Longy, are you stalking me?
Foxy, Please note... this pic was taken in the Summer of 2016!!
If you want me to.
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22-01-2017, 12:22 PM
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Originally Posted by OldGreyFox ->
That's a brilliant idea Swim, and may I just point out that as an Engineer I'm used to handling oily things......

PS:- I'm going to be thinking about that all day now and Mrs Fox is going to wonder why I've got a perpetual smile on my face.....
Yeah, l've done that, what next? I had to use diesel oil... but so what!
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22-01-2017, 12:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Twink55 ->
Right, it looks like Art is bored again, maybe she hasn't got a date. We have had all the jokes so lets see who can deliver the best chat up line to her.
Actually, Twink, I was a bit embarrassed as l thought my thread had 'bombed'! I tried to delete it but l couldn't delete the heading!
Morti, was right. I would never flounce, it's not my scene as l would be the loser!
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22-01-2017, 12:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Artangel ->
Longy, are you stalking me?
Foxy, Please note... this pic was taken in the Summer of 2016!!
That's awesome Arty, it looks just like Mrs Fox........30 years ago........And yes Diesels fine......Where did you say you were......Ups......too late........
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22-01-2017, 12:37 PM
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Help, Help, l've fallen down a manhole and l can't get out! My phone has just gone dead! I accidently pressed the delete button as l fell, knocking out my OP.
Please come and find me. I am by a motorway as l can hear heavy traffic....... Help

PS, l know what the first reply will be......
...and here was me doing a roll call of our menfolk this morning to make sure they were all 'still with us' and had escaped the dreaded pillows
 
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