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24-02-2017, 11:13 PM
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A man is old when middle-aged women stop to let him walk by first if he's carrying something heavy, like a bag of crisps.

And he's old when pretty young girls at shops look him straight in the eye and give him big winning smiles.

And he's old when older women start checking him out.

Hope none of that ever happens to me!!
Oh but it will Jimmy, trust me, it's inevitable
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24-02-2017, 11:16 PM
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Oh but it will Jimmy, trust me, it's inevitable
I know!

The second one has already happened, in fact. Talk about mixed emotions!
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24-02-2017, 11:16 PM
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I bet..
I believe age is a state of mind, I still think I can do those things I used to be able to do..but my body always says...' are you taking the piss? It's only 10 am get back in your bed'
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24-02-2017, 11:17 PM
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Old is my neighbour, she is always moaning about her health, walks around with a face like a slapped backside, dresses about 30 years older than she is and generally behaves as if she is about to meet her maker...
She is in fact just 47.

Old could be like my mum, housebound and going blind, diabetic and a kidney patient on dialysis 3 times a week, she loves to tease, has learned to use an ipad so she could get on FB and annoy people (her words) has learned to use skype so she can call me. Her favorite music is westlife and she tries to get out to the theatre as often as possible , her next trip is to a Queen tribute!

Old is what ever you want it to be or are.
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24-02-2017, 11:19 PM
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Re: What is 'Old'?

Originally Posted by JimmyC ->
A man is old when middle-aged women stop to let him walk by first if he's carrying something heavy, like a bag of crisps.

And he's old when pretty young girls at shops look him straight in the eye and give him big winning smiles.

And he's old when older women start checking him out.

Hope none of that ever happens to me!!
Hi

You are missing out on some amazing and very sexy older ladies.

One of my Nurses is 63, she is sexer than Jaylo.

Wrinkled, grey hair, no boobs to speak of, but so what.

Intelligent, articulate and very funny.

A mind of her own, my ideal woman.
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24-02-2017, 11:20 PM
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Your Mum sounds marvellous Cass.
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24-02-2017, 11:21 PM
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Hi

You are missing out on some amazing and very sexy older ladies.

One of my Nurses is 63, she is sexer than Jaylo.

Wrinkled, grey hair, no boobs to speak of, but so what.

Intelligent, articulate and very funny.

A mind of her own, my ideal woman.


I swear you're on something tonight Swimmy.
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24-02-2017, 11:22 PM
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Old is when you out live the Bastards who mocked you, and all that's left is Groundhogs.
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24-02-2017, 11:23 PM
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It's only 10 am get back in your bed' [/I]
Geez, who'd want to get up that early?!
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24-02-2017, 11:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Cass ->
"walks around with a face like a slapped backside"


Can I use that one some time?

Old could be like my mum, housebound and going blind, diabetic and a kidney patient on dialysis 3 times a week, she loves to tease, has learned to use an ipad so she could get on FB and annoy people (her words) has learned to use skype so she can call me. Her favorite music is westlife and she tries to get out to the theatre as often as possible , her next trip is to a Queen tribute!
Your Mum sounds awesome! (and I don't normally use that word).
 
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