03-04-2019, 10:00 PM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by Judd
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Exclusive in The Sun tomorrow: After the film of the Paras using a photo of Jeremy Corbyn for target practice, shocking new footage has emerged of the Regiment using Abbott's drawers to drop supplies to troops in Helmand province.
They're big enough to airdrop a tank.
04-04-2019, 02:33 AM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by Longdogs
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Not a joke but it made me giggle....I saw a book in a local shop window about Meghan Markle with a big sticker on it £5 off.
04-04-2019, 09:30 AM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by Mr Ploppy
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Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road whenshe sees a Big bad wolf crouched down behind a log.
'My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf.'
The wolf jumps up and runs away.
Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the
wolf again, And this time he is crouched behind a bush.
'My, what big ears you have, Mr. Wolf.'
Again the wolf jumps up and runs away.
About a half mile down the road Little Red Riding Hood
sees the Wolf again, and this time he is crouched down
behind a rock. 'My, what big teeth you have, Mr. Wolf.'
With that the wolf jumps up and screams,
'Will you #***##* 0ff? I'm trying to have a s**t.'
04-04-2019, 06:11 PM
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Two Generals were preparing for battle. The first General calls his aide and says "Bring me my red uniform!" The other General asks why he would wear a red uniform. The first General explains that if he gets wounded then his soldiers won't see the blood and lose their courage. The other General thinks about this, then calls to his aide "Bring me my brown uniform!"|
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