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He escaped again but is now under surveillance. I have ladies posted all round his home address..... and I have warned them not to be fooled by his gentlemanly approach!
I have a large under ground well, so if he doesn't behave, I hope he can swim.

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Unusual man is our Judsy.
He's sort of half gentleman, and half rogue.
Educated, but not as clever as he thinks - especially if he expects to win.

I'm leaning towards being nice to him again though Twink - if I remember how, that is.
Maybe some gentle, more feminine persuasion would soften his resolve do you think?
Think I'll go and pop me bikini on, see if that makes him sit up and take notice. If I can get him to ogle me, you could creep up behind and drop your butterfly net over him.

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Well if I get him in the butterfly net, I can then just tip him into my underground well..... it is very deep.
I am just wondering how good his eyesight is and whether he knows how to ogle.

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It might help if he's got his beer goggles on.
Surely he could manage then?

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Summat sneaky going on in here, I can feel it in my waters.

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So tell us then, do you still ogle or don't you, that's all we need to know at this stage.

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No, I don't ogle - I'm not some kind of old letch.

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Oh my, I nearly choked on that one!!

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That is what they all say!

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..as the actress said to the Bishop!...