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Well you shouldn't! He needs to find out the hard way, then he will remember better.

I can see you are getting more devious by the day since you have reached retirement. Too much time to scheme is not good for you.
We would be doing you a favour locking you in the shed to cool down. You will thank us eventually, you see - plus of course, you would not be on the LTP thread for a while.

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Well he has been working and, as the cyanide you slipped into his single malt didn't work, maybe pampering is the next best plan.

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He must have a stronger stomach than I thought Twink.


Gone off the pampering idea I think, so I am considering trip wires at the mo, but don't let him know this.

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I wont utter a word... unless it is to stop him being last to post!

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That's the ticket.

Doubt he'll read this until it's too late.

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What! you haven't given him more cyanide have you Mups? I understand that it can be fatal... and then who would we torment?

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No no no, as if I'd do that to our Judsy.

I meant by the time he reads this he would already have been caught by the trip wires, so it would be too late to warn him.

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Judd look out for the trip wires

........but I have no idea where she has put them.

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Looks like you've both forgotten about the hidden well in the basement. I merely swum in passed all the booby traps.

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Do you know Judd, and I would never normally admit this, but I don't know what to do anymore.
You have ground me down to a mere shadow of my former self.
I have tried every trick in the book to prevent you sliding in when I am not looking, but you are indeed a master of skullduggery.

Do you have not a shred of chivalry left in you?