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I've never much liked smoked salmon
Nor me, I prefer smoked gammon
So if I was made to choose
Salmon would lose

Re: Limericks. (New).

I've never much liked smoked salmon
Nor me, I prefer smoked gammon
So if I was made to choose
Salmon would lose
And we would eat the gammon with abandon



I'll have a beer, I prefer it to wine

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or maybe a cold lager and lime

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I'll have a beer, I prefer it to wine
or maybe a cold lager and lime
Then I'll sprawl in my chair

Re: Limericks. (New).

I'll have a beer, I prefer it to wine
or maybe a cold lager and lime
Then I'll sprawl in my chair
And let down my hair

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and watch DVDs all the time

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Then Olivia and Tirzah set forth

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Then Olivia and Tirzah set forth
They were bound for Perranporth

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Then Olivia and Tirzah set forth
They were bound for Perranporth
For a dirty weekend

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along with a friend