Re: Limericks. (New).

Am sat down with a nice glass of port
and a few nice cheeses to sort
With a nice cheddar cheese
To enjoy as I please
not as others may think that I ought!


From LTP I've been formally evicted,

Re: Limericks. (New).

From LTP I've been formally evicted,
Not kicked out, just restricted

Re: Limericks. (New).

From LTP I've been formally evicted,
Not kicked out, just restricted
Just ignore them my girl

Re: Limericks. (New).

From LTP I've been formally evicted,
Not kicked out, just restricted
Just ignore them my girl
And give us a whirl

Re: Limericks. (New).

From LTP I've been formally evicted,
Not kicked out, just restricted
Just ignore them my girl
And give us a whirl
And then we can get them convicted.



I wonder what makes men snore

Re: Limericks. (New).

I wonder what makes men snore
Dunno. I've never heard one before

Re: Limericks. (New).

I wonder what makes men snore
Dunno. I've never heard one before
Don't women do it too?

Re: Limericks. (New).

I wonder what makes men snore
Dunno. I've never heard one before
Don't women do it too?
Yes, I'm sure that they do

Re: Limericks. (New).

I wonder what makes men snore
Dunno. I've never heard one before
Don't women do it too?
Yes, I'm sure that they do
But a man's is more like a roar.


I raise a glass to you all this night

Re: Limericks. (New).

I raise a glass to you all this night
And I hope your New Year is filled with light