Re: Limericks. (New).

Barry thought and pondered this news
Whilst parading in red high heeled shoes

Re: Limericks. (New).

Barry thought and pondered this news
Whilst parading in red high heeled shoes
"Oh bugger" though he, "my secret's out"

Re: Limericks. (New).

Barry thought and pondered this news
Whilst parading in red high-heeled shoes
"Oh bugger" though he, "my secret's out"
And now the brickies will whistle and shout

Re: Limericks. (New).

Barry thought and pondered this news
Whilst parading in red high-heeled shoes
"Oh bugger" though he, "my secret's out"
And now the brickies will whistle and shout
Let's hope they don't spot my tattoos.


As Boris was combing his hair

Re: Limericks. (New).

As Boris was combing his hair
He thought about his neighbour, Clare

Re: Limericks. (New).

As Boris was combing his hair
He thought about his neighbour, Clare
She was a buxom young thing

Re: Limericks. (New).

As Boris was combing his hair
He thought about his neighbour, Clare
She was a buxom young thing
And he could well imagine a fling

Re: Limericks. (New).

As Boris was combing his hair
He thought about his neighbour, Clare
She was a buxom young thing
And he could well imagine a fling
But he wondered if he really dare

He decided to chance his arm

Re: Limericks. (New).

He decided to chance his arm
And practiced all his old charm

Re: Limericks. (New).

He decided to chance his arm
And practiced all his old charm
So he zip wired to her house