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08-01-2021, 11:13 AM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

He decided to chance his arm
And practiced all his old charm
So he zip wired to her house
But alas, she had a spouse
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08-01-2021, 11:31 AM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

He decided to chance his arm
And practiced all his old charm
So he zip wired to her house
But alas, she had a spouse
Who had installed a window alarm



The police were alerted straight away
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08-01-2021, 11:59 AM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

The police were alerted straight away
And they arrived with a pepper spray
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08-01-2021, 06:48 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

The police were alerted straight away
And they arrived with a pepper spray
Because he wasn't wearing a mask
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08-01-2021, 07:06 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

The police were alerted straight away
And they arrived with a pepper spray
Because he wasn't wearing a mask
They really had to ask
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08-01-2021, 07:08 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

The police were alerted straight away
And they arrived with a pepper spray
Because he wasn't wearing a mask
They really had to ask
the silly twerp to move away!


On a boat somewhere at sea
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08-01-2021, 09:47 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

On a boat somewhere at sea
Sat Mups and Silver Tab-by
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08-01-2021, 09:56 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

On a boat somewhere at sea
Sat Mups and Silver Tab-by
Tied up, wearing concrete shoes
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08-01-2021, 11:11 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

On a boat somewhere at sea
Sat Mups and Silver Tab-by
Tied up, wearing concrete shoes
Plied with a bottle of booze
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08-01-2021, 11:21 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

On a boat somewhere at sea
Sat Mups and Silver Tab-by
Tied up, wearing concrete shoes
Plied with a bottle of booze
As the men rubbed their hands with glee.



Then a huge wave came into view
 
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