15-01-2018, 12:36 AM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
Originally Posted by
Pug
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Numerous,are the times you mention in somewhat derogatory tones,that I hold doctorates in physics and other sciences,good sir. Pr'ithee-are you jealous,dubious or merey scathing? I have NO desire to belay the scathing badinage with which you set about my particular fields of cerebral emmincence - after all,I also play guitars,keyboards,harmonicas and drums,ride a 1200cc motorcycle,hold black belts in three different martial arts plus boxed-and still have the trophies thereof-for 45RMC. 45 straight k/o's,plus one [my last fight]
instant disqualification for going down on one knee and punching a R/E sergeant straight in his tiny,weeny,pathetically squishy knackers [the w#nker kept head-butting me,then derided two members of my company who had been killed 6 weeks earlier] I lifted that bastard a good 19" off the canvas-he came down flat,f#cked and sorry he ever badmouthed a member of 45RMC,321 EOD. But NONE
of that has ANYTHING to do with asking why I'm seeing a silent black rectangle. I merely asked. Physics/astro-physics,string-theory,lightwave-contstruction and graviational constants are NOT reliant on some musclemouth taking the piss on a forum. WTF should I know what the 'go to' format for playing videos on 'Over 50's is???'. And incidentally,that boiler-the one that TH
REE 'experts' have examined and condemned,all stating it's beyond repair....is STILL,as I sit typing this with all my 7 remaining fingers....WORKING! I,Mr thikazshitcozeeduzzntnowot'goto'togoto' got it working,using parts of a lawnmower,parts of a tractor-and bits of a vacuum cleaner. Ok,musclemouth-beat me-show me YOUR technical ingenuity at work.
Ok,musclemouth-beat me-show me YOUR technical ingenuity at work.
well where shall I begin as Alice said to the Queen - my my you really do look and sound like a proper Queen!!
but away with the compliments dear Pugsy - let me see now as he sifts through his portfolio of docos - yes [as he blows off the dust] here is my high school leaving certificate in reading and writing [the Queens English] and next my Diploma in Ballet Dancing IV grade from Miss Fartingales
Academy for the Arts and Farts. As the only male dancer I must admit I was smothered and mothered!
then I moved onto the use of the violin; saxaphone and clarinet for the making of jazz notes - a got an -A in that one.
Certificate in Rock and Roll dancing Parts I and II in which I could swing a girl through the legs and over the shoulders [her legs and shoulders!]
later in life I obtained a sertisfiscate in Home Brewing which has [hic] stood me in good stead all my life
oops nearly forgot but as all will attest - Boy Scout Certificate in Limerick and Poetry writing
I'll dig the rest out later and now to your conundrum [well you did say you played the drums didn't you?] about the simple straightforward task to pasting a Youtube or as my dear FIL keeps saying a Lootube!!
simple tip toe to the Help section on this site and once there said Alice to the Queen click on how to paste youtubes [yes they are for YOU too!] and once on that THREAD go to page 2 and find the post from Mark - [a very long standing friend of this forum and a very technically minded man in all things electronic and cyberspace] and simply ;simply very simply follow his instructions - works every time with one rider or cavearse - you may need to try different 'default programs' some work better than others [ for default programs try google or computers for dummies]
I do hope you have found all of this helpful as that's what leisurely scribbles is all about - helping our chums [including new comers]