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20-01-2021, 01:40 AM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Grow old gracefully say I
When you look in the mirror - don't sigh
As everything goes South
Like from York to Exmouth
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21-01-2021, 01:07 AM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Grow old gracefully say I
When you look in the mirror - don't sigh
As everything goes South
Like from York to Exmouth
And our youth has long gone by.




While waiting in the queue at the Chippy
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21-01-2021, 07:45 AM
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While waiting in the queue at the Chippy
a gang of 'Teds' became quite lippy.
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21-01-2021, 05:29 PM
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While waiting in the queue at the Chippy
a gang of 'Teds' became quite lippy
Till a young lady came in
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21-01-2021, 07:19 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

While waiting in the queue at the Chippy
a gang of 'Teds' became quite lippy
Till a young lady came in
That quietened the din
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21-01-2021, 08:44 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

While waiting in the queue at the Chippy
a gang of 'Teds' became quite lippy
Till a young lady came in
That quietened the din
As she winked at a big tall hippy.




He offered her some mushy peas
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21-01-2021, 09:33 PM
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He offered her some mushy peas
And a burger with bacon and cheese
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21-01-2021, 10:34 PM
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He offered her some mushy peas
And a burger with bacon and cheese
She went weak at the knees
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22-01-2021, 01:57 PM
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[QUOTE=Mups;2023288]He offered her some mushy peas
And a burger with bacon and cheese
/QUOTE]

Sorry, I messed that up.




He offered her some mushy peas
And a burger with bacon and cheese
So she smiled and said
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22-01-2021, 02:08 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

He offered her some mushy peas
And a burger with bacon and cheese
So she smiled and said
"Don't I look that well fed?"
 
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