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16-03-2018, 04:40 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

At the opera a fine lady sat
Needed two seats 'cos she's fat
Opera glasses in her hand
The singer was quite grand
But the conductor was a bit of a prat
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16-03-2018, 04:41 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

The fat lady got wedged in her seats
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16-03-2018, 04:46 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

At the opera a fine lady sat
Needed two seats 'cos she's fat
Opera glasses in her hand
The singer was quite grand
Cosi Fan Tutti by Mozart.

From the opera, I went straight to bed
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16-03-2018, 04:49 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

From the opera, I went straight to bed
Cos the music was still ringing in my head
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16-03-2018, 05:02 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

From the opera, I went straight to bed
Cos the music was still ringing in my head
I dreamt I was singing
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16-03-2018, 05:45 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

From the opera I went straight to bed
Cos the music was still ringing in my head
I dreamt I was singing
And my elastic was pinging
"Be quiet now" my hubby then said.


(Now back to the one poor old Judsy started on 4522).


The fat lady got wedged in her seats
While opening a bag full of treats
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16-03-2018, 05:48 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Oops sorry Judd - didn't notice your response

The fat lady got wedged in her seats
While opening a bag full of treats
She called for some aid
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16-03-2018, 06:02 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

The fat lady got wedged in her seats
While opening a bag full of treats
She called for some aid
And such a fuss she made
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16-03-2018, 07:06 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

The fat lady got wedged in her seats
While opening a bag full of treats
She called for some aid
And such a fuss she made
She got wedged coz of all that she eats

Me Mother went to market
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16-03-2018, 08:46 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Me Mother went to market
And, is her name, Scarlet?
 
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