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Re: Limericks. (New).

He wasn't used to paying his turn
And it was noticed by his mate Ern
So to calm old Fred down
Ern lent him half a crown
And they continued with their sojourn.




As I sat nodding off in my chair
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Re: Limericks. (New).

As I sat nodding off in my chair
I'd had a few to be fair,
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Re: Limericks. (New).

As I sat nodding off in my chair
I'd had a few to be fair
The room started to spin
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11-02-2021, 12:28 AM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

He wasn't used to paying his turn
And it was noticed by his mate Ern
So to calm old Fred down
Ern lent him half a crown
He must've had money to burn

Fred soon was as drunk as a lord
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Re: Limericks. (New).

As I sat nodding off in my chair
I'd had a few to be fair
The room started to spin
And I said with a grin
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Re: Limericks. (New).

As I sat nodding off in my chair
I'd had a few to be fair
The room started to spin
And I said with a grin
Is that Jesus I see over there?
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There was a young lady from Kent
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There was a young lady from Kent
Who thought all her money was spent
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Re: Limericks. (New).

There was a young lady from Kent
Who thought all her money was spent
She opened her mail
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Re: Limericks. (New).

There was a young lady from Kent
Who thought all her money was spent
She opened her mail
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