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At trial, the dog entered his plea
"It was dark, and I couldn't see"
"So why then did you bite him?"
"Cos he kicked me on the shin."
"So I bit the bit nearest to me"
One night I was plighting my troth
But my beer had far too much froth
It all stuck to my chin
So I couldn't begin
To say "Darling, you look like a goth".