Re: Limericks. (New).

Rita the bar owner was a buxom lass
Not quite what you'd call 'a bit of class"
She was fond of her bourbon
And wore a red turban
Her clients though thought her quite crass.



She swore like a trooper and drank like a fish

Re: Limericks. (New).

She swore like a trooper and drank like a fish
Her usual excuse was that she was Irish

Re: Limericks. (New).

She swore like a trooper and drank like a fish
Her usual excuse was that she was Irish
She liked her Guinness that was true

Re: Limericks. (New).

She swore like a trooper and drank like a fish
Her usual excuse was that she was Irish
She liked her Guinness that was true
And bubble gum she liked to chew

Re: Limericks. (New).

She swore like a trooper and drank like a fish
Her usual excuse was that she was Irish
She liked her Guinness that was true
And bubble gum she liked to chew
But despite her faults she was a dish

As Rita supped another pint

Re: Limericks. (New).

As Rita supped another pint
A frog hopped into the bar, with a squint

Re: Limericks. (New).

As Rita supped another pint
A frog hopped into the bar , with a squint
Who you looking at Him or me?

Re: Limericks. (New).

As Rita supped another pint
A frog hopped into the bar , with a squint
Who you looking at Him or me?
"Neither. I only came in for a wee"

Re: Limericks. (New).

As Rita supped another pint
A frog hopped into the bar , with a squint
Who you looking at Him or me?
"Neither. I only came in for a wee -
"And by the way, my name is Clint."





When it was dustbin day in Deene

Re: Limericks. (New).

When it was dustbin day in Deene
Mrs.Jones came out and caused a scene