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I started to weep and to moan
Then I dialled 999 on my phone
Two coppers turned up
With a flask of tea and a cup
And their GSD had a huge bone.

I said "Should your dog eat while at work?"

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I said "Should your dog eat while at work?"
"Of course, it's his daily perk"

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I said "Should your dog eat while at work?"
"Of course, it's his daily perk"
"He's looking quite fat!"

Re: Limericks. (New).

I said "Should your dog eat while at work?"
"Of course, it's his daily perk"
"He's looking quite fat!"
"Bet he couldn't chase a cat!"

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I said "Should your dog eat while at work?"
"Of course, it's his daily perk"
"He's looking quite fat!"
"Bet he couldn't chase a cat!"
"So get him on a diet you berk."



Out in the garden and it's started to rain

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Out in the garden and it's started to rain
I was cutting the grass, oh what a pain!

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Out in the garden and it's started to rain
I was cutting the grass, oh what a pain!
Back indoors in the warm

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Out in the garden and it's started to rain
I was cutting the grass, oh what a pain!
Back indoors in the warm
Seems these days it's the norm

Re: Limericks. (New).

Out in the garden and it's started to rain
I was cutting the grass, oh what a pain!
Back indoors in the warm
Seems these days it's the norm
And half hour in my armchair I shall gain.




While queuing for his cheeseburger bun

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While queuing for his cheeseburger bun
He put down his bag, which weighed a ton