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Limerick (Part 4)

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Judd

Chatterbox

West Riding of Yorkshire

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01-05-2018, 11:56 AM

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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Drunken Gertie threw herself at the man
He didn't fancy her, so off he ran
But the dog stayed behind
Because Gertie was kind

Leia

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01-05-2018, 12:17 PM

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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Drunken Gertie threw herself at the man
He didn't fancy her, so off he ran
But the dog stayed behind
Because Gertie was kind
She now had a beautiful Afghan.

The hound had his name on his dog tag

Mups

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Northamptonshire

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01-05-2018, 01:16 PM

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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

The hound had his name on his tag
Gertie saw as she lit up a fag

Last Tango

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North Ayrshire, Scotland

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01-05-2018, 01:30 PM

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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

The hound had his name on his tag
Gertie saw as she lit up a fag
"Romeo" was his name

Leia

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Posts: 1,352

01-05-2018, 03:47 PM

5045

Re: Limerick (Part 4)

The hound had his name on his tag
Gertie saw as she lit up a fag
"Romeo" was his name
Which she thought was a shame

Last Tango

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North Ayrshire, Scotland

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01-05-2018, 04:09 PM

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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

The hound had his name on his tag
Gertie saw as she lit up a fag
"Romeo" was his name
Which she thought was a shame
As only Juliet could make his tail wag.

Gertie then took Romeo to the pound

Leia

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Posts: 1,352

01-05-2018, 04:26 PM

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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Gertie then took Romeo to the pound
They were surprised to see an Afghan hound

Lion Queen

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01-05-2018, 05:58 PM

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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Gertie then took Romeo to the pound
They were surprised to see an Afghan hound
Gertie said "please find him a home"

Mups

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Northamptonshire

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Posts: 46,083

01-05-2018, 05:59 PM

5049

Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Gertie then took Romeo to the pound
They were surprised to see an Afghan hound
Gertie said "Please find him a home -
I'd hate him to roam"

Leia

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Posts: 1,352

01-05-2018, 06:21 PM

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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Gertie then took Romeo to the pound
They were surprised to see an Afghan hound
Gertie said "Please find him a home -
I'd hate him to roam,
I'll have a look if his owner is around".

So Gertie spent a few days in the park

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