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Drunken Gertie threw herself at the man
He didn't fancy her, so off he ran
But the dog stayed behind
Because Gertie was kind
She now had a beautiful Afghan.
The hound had his name on his tag
Gertie saw as she lit up a fag
"Romeo" was his name
Which she thought was a shame
As only Juliet could make his tail wag.
Gertie then took Romeo to the pound
They were surprised to see an Afghan hound
Gertie said "Please find him a home -
I'd hate him to roam,
I'll have a look if his owner is around".