Re: Limericks. (New).

Bertie went to the library one day
But stopped for a pint on the way
He sipped and pondered "What book?"

Re: Limericks. (New).

Bertie went to the library one day
But stopped for a pint on the way
He sipped and pondered “what book”
I’ll go later just for a look

Re: Limericks. (New).

Bertie went to the library one day
But stopped for a pint on the way
He sipped and pondered “what book”
I’ll go later just for a look
As he knew he had a fine to pay.


For he'd had the books for a year

Re: Limericks. (New).

For he'd had the books for a year
And he'd spent the fines on his beer

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or he'd had the books for a year
And he'd spent the fines on his beer
But he knew he must pay

Re: Limericks. (New).

For he'd had the books for a year
And he'd spent the fines on his beer
But he knew he must pay
Just not today

Re: Limericks. (New).

For he’d had the books for a year
And he’d spent the fines on a beer
But he knew he must pay
Just not today
He knew that his wife would, oh what a dear


But it turned out his wife was very cross

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But it turned out his wife was very cross
As she thought him just a dead loss

Re: Limericks. (New).

But it turned out his wife was very cross
As she thought him just a dead loss
You better mend your ways said she

Re: Limericks. (New).

But it turned out his wife was very cross
As she thought him just a dead loss
You better mend your ways said she
Or out on your ear you will be