27-02-2018, 09:49 AM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
Originally Posted by
Sweetie pie
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Hold on, I have a thought.
Were you bowled over Fruity?
I certainly was; bowled over by a maiden.
Originally Posted by
gumbud
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I have surprised the dear lady occasionally by buying her a bra - when asked at the counter what size sir does madam take - I just hold my cusped hand out and say one OR two of these - works everytime! I cusp in the hand is worth no cusp at all??
spittie wot they do ap there lad?
Hence the introduction of the international unit for measuring bra sizes, the BSH, otherwise known as the British Standard Handful.
Speaking of which, Carol Kirkwood has just been doing the weather on the telly, and blotting out most of Ireland in the process.