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"You can clear off", said the ewe
"I don't fancy goats - thank you!
So Billy's lust went unsated
And he felt very deflated

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“You can clear off” said the ewe
“I don’t fancy goats - thank you !
So Billy’s lust went unsated
And he felt very deflated
So off he went crying Boo Hoo

The farmer next day went to market

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Not sure that rhymes with much, HG?

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It's close enough


The farmer next day went to market
He went by car but couldn't park it

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The farmer next day went to market
He went by car but couldn't park it
Next day went by bike

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The farmer next day went to market
He went by car but couldn't park it
Next day went by bike
'Cos he didn't fancy a hike

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The farmer next day went to market
He went by car but couldn't park it
Next day went by bike
'Cos he didn't fancy a hike
To find a bargain and earmark it.

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(Phew. That was a tricky one).




One day in deepest Peru

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One day in deepest Peru
A young man went down with flu

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One day in deepest Peru
A young man went down with the flu
He went to the Doc

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One day in deepest Peru
A young man went down with the flu
He went to the Doc
Who lived round the block