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I think that one day I’ll go back
To the mountains and that cosy shack
Oh! the memories are very clear
As was the beer
And the time with my fella, Jack.




Its holiday weekend now

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Its holiday weekend now
On that you can avow

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Its holiday weekend now
On that you can avow
But I'm not going far

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Its holiday weekend now
On that you can avow
But I'm not going far
For I have no car

Re: Limericks. (New).

It’s holiday weekend now
On that you can avow
But I’m not going far
For I have no car
So I’ll watch the children playing and think wow


When I was young my mother said to me

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When I was young my mother said to me
A bird has built a nest in that tree

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When I was young my mother said to me
A bird has built a nest in that tree
She'll soon be raising chicks

Re: Limericks. (New).

When I was young my mother said to me
A bird has built a nest in that tree
She'll soon be raising chicks
That'll poo down my bricks

Re: Limericks. (New).

When I was young my mother said to me
A bird has built a nest in that tree
She'll soon be raising chicks
That'll poo down my bricks
Then she'll fledge her chicks and be free.



Two old friends took a stroll on the pier

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Two old friends took a stroll on the pier
One was straight, one was queer