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Now look here Judd, Mupos has already explained what a difficult day she is having, so if you are a real gentleman you will be kind and gentle with her.
Not posting on this thread would be a good start!

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Thank you Twink. It always takes another woman to understand these things.
I think he's gone back to bed now, so it should be quiet enough for a while.
Swims is locked in his politics shed, EZ is busy hurdling till next week, so if we give Judsy a jolly good clip round the ear, we should be in control once again.

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Maybe a little friendly persuasion would do the trick I will leave a roast beef dinner, with home made Yorkshire pud, on the "Jokes for blokes" thread. That should keep him quiet for a while!

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You are too kind to him.

I tried being sweet and kind and placating him, and got a poke in the eye for me troubles - so it's his own fault if I am mean now.


Psst, just had a thought, you could pop something like a sleeping pill into the gravy perhaps?

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Hi

Just a flying visit.

Bye Bye.

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That's it Swims, you fly off again like a good boy.

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Afternoon plebs. Just to let you know that scorpions give you wind.

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Liar, liar, pants on fire - there's no roast beef dinner on the Jokes for Blokes thread. Don't think I could manage it anyway after filling up on barbecued scorpions.

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Dirty beast!
Serves you right for eating them then.

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Hi

This is a nice clean thread, have you had a shower after after your exercise class Mups?

We don't want any smelly women in here.