Re: Limericks. (New).

The Ten Commandments" was on at the pics
I remember it used to be called 'the flics'
The Charles Heston one?
Yes, but he's long gone

Re: Limericks. (New).

The Ten Commandments" was on at the pics
I remember it used to be called 'the flics'
The Charles Heston one?
Yes, but he's long gone
He had some stone tablets to fix.



In town I stopped to speak to a mate

Re: Limericks. (New).

In town I stopped to speak to a mate
And he said I had put on a lot of weight

Re: Limericks. (New).

In town I stopped to speak to a mate
And he said I had put on a lot of weight
How rude I thought

Re: Limericks. (New).

In town I stopped to speak to a mate
And he said I had put on a lot of weight
How rude I thought
(He was a rough sort)

Re: Limericks. (New).

In town I stopped to speak to a mate
And he said I had put on a lot of weight
How rude I thought
(He was a rough sort)
Though I admit I do pile up my plate!



So I decided to join a slimming club

Re: Limericks. (New).

So I decided to join a slimming club
Don't know if it will work as I like my grub

Re: Limericks. (New).

So I decided to join a slimming club
Don't know if it will work as I like my grub
But the first night went well

Re: Limericks. (New).

So I decided to join a slimming club
Don't know if it will work as I like my grub
But the first night went well
As my tum was starting to swell

Re: Limericks. (New).

So I decided to join a slimming club
Don't know if it will work as I like my grub
But the first night went well
As my tum was starting to swell
I left and went to the pub.




Today we had thunder in May