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06-06-2021, 08:50 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

While in the pet shop today
Looking for a cat-litter tray
A chirpy voice said -
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07-06-2021, 07:37 AM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

While in the pet shop today
Looking for a cat-litter tray
A chirpy voice said-
"How's your mate Fred?"
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07-06-2021, 09:06 AM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

While in the pet shop today
Looking for a cat litter tray
Achirpy voice said
"How's your mate Fred"
Did he marry that girl called Fay?


Now Fay just wanted his money
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07-06-2021, 09:59 AM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Now Fay just wanted his money
So she dressed like an Easter Bunny
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07-06-2021, 10:11 AM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Now Fay just wanted his money
So she dressed like an Easter Bunny
He was immediately smitten
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07-06-2021, 02:25 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Now Fay just wanted his money
So she dressed like an Easter Bunny
He was immediately smitten
And bought her a kitten
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07-06-2021, 03:56 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Now Fay just wanted his money
So she dressed like an Easter Bunny
He was immediately smitten
And bought her a kitten
But he's not daft and smelled something funny

He took the kitten back
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07-06-2021, 05:42 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

He took the kitten back
Wrapped up in a waterproof Mac
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07-06-2021, 05:54 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

He took the kitten back
Wrapped up in a waterproof Mac
He said to the guy in the shop
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07-06-2021, 06:04 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

He took the kitten back
Wrapped up in a waterproof Mac
He said to the guy in the shop
"You're lucky I don't call a cop!"
 
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