Re: Limericks. (New).

A young man whose name was Bill Bailey
Sang songs and told his jokes daily
But his jokes were so lousy
The audience got drowsy
Especially the one about Disraeli.

Re: Limericks. (New).

There was a young man from New York

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There was a young man from New York
Who's Mum said he was brought by a Stork

Re: Limericks. (New).

There was a young man from New York
Who's Mum said he was brought by a Stork
Because he just had one leg

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There was a young man from New York
Who's Mum said he was brought by a Stork
Because he just had one leg
And was partial to egg

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There was a young man from New York
Who's Mum said he was brought by a Stork
Because he just had one leg
And was partial to egg
That he hard boiled and mashed with a fork

A legless young woman from Sweden

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A legless young woman from Sweden
Got kicked out from the Garden of Eden

Re: Limericks. (New).

A legless young woman from Sweden
Got kicked out from the Garden of Eden
But she couldn’t kick back

Re: Limericks. (New).

A legless young woman from Sweden
Got kicked out from the Garden of Eden
But she couldn't kick back
So she gave him a smack

Re: Limericks. (New).

A legless young woman from Sweden
Got kicked out from the Garden of Eden
But she couldn't kick back
So she gave him a smack
Cos that was what he was need'n.



Whilst on a day trip to France